tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post2735882077395444191..comments2024-03-16T05:34:13.675-07:00Comments on The Commercial Curmudgeon: For another ten cents, will Checkers give you a napkin?John F Jamelehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18351383534436377360noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-7289577138804382922017-03-09T19:53:20.985-08:002017-03-09T19:53:20.985-08:00Do I really have to spell it out?? To you?? A grow...Do I really have to spell it out?? To you?? A grown man?? Or are you just playing dumb??<br /><br />You KNOW why this woman has nothing to wipe her fingers off with but her tongue. You KNOW why she's shown practically flirting with her burger before she eats it. You KNOW why she's always shown in slow motion, opening her mouth wide to fit in That Whole. Big. Hunk of Meat...while sensuous music plays. And why she's always shown sucking sauce or grease off her fingertips in slow motion. Do I really have to draw you a picture?<br /><br />It's not the food that's being sold here. They're just kinda hoping you're paying so much attention to her that somehow you will associate their food with...her. Opening her mouth and wrapping it around stuff. Enough said.Morning Kvetchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12212725744949084479noreply@blogger.com