tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post5256317804348248546..comments2024-03-16T05:34:13.675-07:00Comments on The Commercial Curmudgeon: My Summer of SmirnoffsJohn F Jamelehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18351383534436377360noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-45252424005604873702013-02-22T12:03:15.208-08:002013-02-22T12:03:15.208-08:00"...with the words "Be There." Um, ..."...with the words "Be There." Um, be WHERE? WHERE is this HAPPENING in REAL LIFE? WHERE are people getting drunk in the middle of the fricking day, in the middle of an office building, and then throwing themselves into piles of trash on the roof?"<br /><br />It looks like in Sao Paulo, Brazil.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09857362079455889314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-23791584798629103632009-08-25T15:09:15.139-07:002009-08-25T15:09:15.139-07:00The real annoyance is the small print that exhorts...The real annoyance is the small print that exhorts us to enjoy Smirnoff's <b>responsibly</b>; it's sort of stupid to have that little disclaimer in an ad that shows a bunch of suicidal imbecile children enjoying it as irresponsibly as possible.DreadedCandiru2https://www.blogger.com/profile/15561460498807276057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-41219732577905345682009-08-11T20:34:37.946-07:002009-08-11T20:34:37.946-07:00The people in these commercials seem pretty determ...The people in these commercials seem pretty determined to get themselves badly hurt before the summer is over. And all the while, some breathless twit will continue to gasp "and we were there!" or "I can't believe I was there!" until she finally succumbs to the law of averages and gets killed doing something you don't want mentioned on your tombstone.John F Jamelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18351383534436377360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-34448014092614828162009-08-11T20:30:33.841-07:002009-08-11T20:30:33.841-07:00Would you really jump into a pool filled with cush...Would you really jump into a pool filled with cushions and pieces of foam and mattresses? I wouldn't, because I'd be the guy who'd jump in the spot where one sideways leaning mattress was holding up a single cushion, and when I hit it, it would collapse and I'd fall 10 or 12 feet and land on my head at the bottom of the pool.1st Republic 14th Starhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15527557395529372165noreply@blogger.com