tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post5768372255900116716..comments2024-03-16T05:34:13.675-07:00Comments on The Commercial Curmudgeon: Ohh.... you're the slut I slept with once, years ago! Oh, you aren't? My Bad!John F Jamelehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18351383534436377360noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-23850885790159762862009-06-12T20:25:33.406-07:002009-06-12T20:25:33.406-07:00Mike- thanks for the support. I have to post on &...Mike- thanks for the support. I have to post on "Triple-Brewed hops" or "Triple-hopped brews" or whatever the hell that is--- why do we expect a beer to be better if it's hops have been brewed three times instead of one, or six, or fifteen? Who the hell knows how many times you are supposed to brew hops? And, picking up from your thread, if the hops have been triple-brewed, WHY DOES MILLER STILL SUCK??John F Jamelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18351383534436377360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-42256599146804788732009-06-09T00:38:43.840-07:002009-06-09T00:38:43.840-07:00I agree, dumb commercial and while I'm no bibl...I agree, dumb commercial and while I'm no bible thumper myself, a little tasteless if I may say so myself. As for the haters, don't worry my man, hating is a 24/7 operation for these people so just ignore em.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-71441946192067847262009-06-06T16:18:54.542-07:002009-06-06T16:18:54.542-07:00As someone who hates most commercials (not because...As someone who hates most commercials (not because they take me away from pointless tv, but for a lack of creativity) - I can say I appreciate your blog. Of course, I'm sure people have suggested embedding the actual commercials when possible but it seems you've made a conscious decision not to do that. But why not at least link to them?<br /><br />As a fellow "blogger" - I can say I also appreciate how you deflect the negative comments. It seems even mild exposure comes with people telling you "you suck" - something I can surely look forward to if I continue to post and expand my readership. Oh the internet, so much good and yet so much negative BS.<br /><br />Lastly, I actually found this commercial funny and yet utterly stupid. It caught me off guard and had me rewind on the tivo to do a double-take. I said "wow, that's kind of a ballsy, risque theme for a mainstream commercial." Of course, was it effective? I just read your post and I'm still not sure what the product is. A beverage product, juice maybe. Who cares? So yes, the commercial still sucks, but their are worse.<br /><br />My current least favorite, reach for the remote as soon as it comes on... anything that starts with a "lesson on Drinkability." Idiotic, but throw a ton of money behind it and force it down people's throats and minds. Nothing funny or creative there.<br /><br />And while I'm ranting and don't have my own commercials I hate blog - triple hopped brewed Miller Lite. Never mind that it still a shitty beer, its triple hopped brewed. Of course, we don't expect you to know or care about that, but in the off chance that you might feel you're drinking shit beer, you can rest easy that we add hops at 3 different times, therefore what you taste is just your imagination. It's actually a quality beer, because we told you so.<br /><br />I'm sorry for taking this much space on your blog. But its all in the name of support. I'll be reading.<br /><br /><br />Mike<br /><br /><br />(Big Mac... you so want one. Really?)soundbetterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00966528847782387945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-86643098195992277742009-05-26T18:26:45.449-07:002009-05-26T18:26:45.449-07:001. Actually, it didn't require that much thought....1. Actually, it didn't require that much thought. <br /><br />2. I have a different sense of humor than you do, obviously. I can live with that.<br /><br />3. Yes, I am the life of the party. In fact, parties don't really get started until I show up. Thanks for asking.John F Jamelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18351383534436377360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-55675727440172316262009-05-26T18:22:18.082-07:002009-05-26T18:22:18.082-07:00Wow overthink much? I can't believe you put that m...Wow overthink much? I can't believe you put that much thought into a commercial. You know its funny because the situation is unrealistic. No one would really say that, that is why its funny. <br /><br />You must be the life of the party eh?Monsieur Muckety Muck Muckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13849138150211565571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-42088145173109681302009-05-18T19:55:00.000-07:002009-05-18T19:55:00.000-07:00Do I have anything better to do? Good lord, YOU'RE...Do I have anything better to do? Good lord, YOU'RE the one who is so pathetic that you insist on reading and commenting on a blog you claim you don't like. Why don't you just admit that you are addicted to my writing style and can't tear yourself away? <br /><br />I do believe you "zoned out after the first 3 lines." Considering your vocabulary (or lack thereof,) it's probably the most reading you've done in years.John F Jamelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18351383534436377360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-16260380264737881102009-05-17T20:52:00.000-07:002009-05-17T20:52:00.000-07:00borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggg, god i zoned out after the first 3 lines, do you have anything else to say? if so dont do it, plz shut up and save us the torture.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16637134745211213978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-38899031902527753542009-05-17T16:45:00.000-07:002009-05-17T16:45:00.000-07:00I think that must be the case.I think that must be the case.John F Jamelehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18351383534436377360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-35396398944506677712009-05-17T14:16:00.000-07:002009-05-17T14:16:00.000-07:00Newer versions have the teacher being "Miss Foster...Newer versions have the teacher being "Miss Foster" instead of a nun. Maybe someone got to the ad agency or the Minute Maid people and convinced them to make at least a small cosmetic change to this contrived and pointless ad?1st Republic 14th Starhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15527557395529372165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-18899868584049737152009-05-16T22:20:00.000-07:002009-05-16T22:20:00.000-07:00Wow. That is unbelievably contrived and stupid! A ...Wow. That is unbelievably contrived and stupid! A teacher would say "one of my students" not "one of my kids."Czaeranahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459169043090638940noreply@blogger.com