tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post9182969821362745122..comments2024-03-16T05:34:13.675-07:00Comments on The Commercial Curmudgeon: It's Pepsi: The Movie!John F Jamelehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18351383534436377360noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662171249638416805.post-58801181751797316112012-09-22T21:58:42.694-07:002012-09-22T21:58:42.694-07:00I'm just having a hard time trying to figure o...I'm just having a hard time trying to figure out what that had to do with ANYTHING.<br /><br />Hmm... I wonder what other products you could, for lack of a better term,... "advertise" with this, considering that you could have the ball hit any product dispenser and set it off.<br /><br />-Hit a giant plastic ketchup bottle so it squirts onto a burger.<br />-Hit an upside-down cow, so it gives birth to a calf, which then flies into a meat grinder to become the aforementioned burger.<br />-Hit a soda machine, like in the actual commercial, but, instead of going into the guys' hands, the cans fly out at the audience, like a carbonated machine gun, inundating the crowd with broken bones and head trauma.<br />-Hit the enormous egg sack of a giant spider, so that thousands of baby giant spiders explode out into the audience. Not a product, but I'd pay to see it.<br />-Hit giant box labeled "Ginsu", so that hundreds of knives, cleavers, and other cutlery fly out the top and rain down on the audience.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com