The Commercial Curmudgeon

  Get ready because here comes the email announcing that your unbelievably cushy job that in real life would have been given to some guy m...

  Why are they trying to convince us that breathing in detergent residue will send us on an acid trip or, failing that, make doing our lau...

  Sports star sitting on a vast couch in the middle of a vast living room in what I assume is a vast suburban estate musing "life wou...

       The part that gets me about this ad for $6 pancake deals is the "every day" line.  I get it- they just mean that the dea...

  ...a nightmare world/Twilight Zone Episode where everyone in a surface-level-upscale suburban community has filled their McMansions with...

  I get that there's supposed to be a double meaning to "gut feeling" here- like, eating this ultra-produced garbage is supp...

  If the Baptists and Calvinists are right, I will find this film playing in an endless loop in the Afterlife.  I will be like Alex in A C...