Saturday, May 30, 2009

Debt-Free Stimulus- Don't Call until you are both Desperate AND Stupid

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"Do you have more than $10,000 in Credit Card Debt? Wouldn't you like to get out from under the stress of the outrageous payments?...
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

When the Cure is worse than the Disease

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In a darkened room, a little girl lays on a couch, watching television. Suddenly we are treated to a Poltergeist flashback, as the girl is ...

Burger King Commercial Strains the limits of Suspended Disbelief

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Guy is sitting on his living room couch with a hot girl when suddenly the Burger King mascot beams in with two flunkies. The two newcomers ...
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Your Car is Gay, and so are You

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Here's that black Volkswagon beetle again, speaking in a faux-German accent worthy of Bernie Koppel in Get Smart, pitching the benefits ...
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Saturday, May 23, 2009

OnStar: First the Soft Sell, then the Hard Sell

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OnStar Commercial #1: (on television) Picnicking family makes a mad dash to the SUV as the rain comes pelting down. Wet, smiling mother pr...
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Monday, May 18, 2009

Nice to meet you. While we're on the subject, ask your doctor about....

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Old guy is sitting on a lawn chair at a backyard barbecue, with a bat balanced between his legs. Young guy walks up to him and asks, "...
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Sunday, May 17, 2009

XM/Sirius-- stop begging me to bail you out! You get enough of my money already!

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"Get Ready!!!! Starting May 18, XM/Sirius subscribers get a FREE WEEK OF HOWARD STERN!!" Cymbals Crash!! Howard Stern roars ...
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