Wednesday, July 22, 2009

The Continuing Adventures of AT&T Boy and Harpy Jellyfish-Spine Mom

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The voice from the back seat simpers "hey mom, I need some more minutes." Naturally, he's holding his cell phone, which I thi...
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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

From Drug Addict to Thoughtless Ditz, thanks to Advil

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The woman who is the only character in this commercial is standing in the medicine aisle, filling her basket with one box after another of T...
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Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Oedipal--err, Olive Garden's Creepy Storyline

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I don't know where Olive Garden is going with it's Mom Wants To Know About Son's Girlfriend commercials. I'm sure I don...
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

A Match Made in Heaven- Just Don't Lend these People Money

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"My fiancee and I were shopping for her engagement ring. We picked out the perfect one- but then my credit card was rejected because I...
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Monday, July 13, 2009

And I thought Doogie Houser was Implausible

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A child who can't be more than five or six years old walks into a dark bedroom carrying a bowl of Cheerios. He wakes his father up, app...
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Saturday, July 11, 2009

Saturn: Some of the Customers are Always Right, for a while

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"We here at Saturn believe that YOU, the CUSTOMER, know more about how you buy cars than we do." Well, damn right! Finally, a car ...

Warning: The Following Commercial will Mortify your Guests.

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"It was a key moment in the game, but Jack wasn't there. He was in the restroom, going again..." "A great photo, but Bo...
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