Sunday, November 29, 2009

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely

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This guy is cruising along in a luxury car, while the narrator tells us about all it's super-cool and obviously ESSENTIAL new bells and ...
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Friday, November 27, 2009

Lowes: Your Place for Tools

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Lowes is a Proud Sponsor of NASCAR. Why is this a selling point? Even if I were a fan of NASCAR, why would Lowes' sponsorship of Jimmi...
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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Verizon Hates Me, Christmas, and West Virginia

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"Santa" walks into the dark, cold barn and asks his reindeer if they are "ready" (to travel the world delivering toys, I...
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There's Never Been a Better Time to Blow your Wad on a Bauble

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Cute couple skating along on the ice- except, not really: More like girl gracefully skating, while sweet boyfriend with sensitive soul and h...
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Just Sign and Drive- and pay. And pay. And pay.

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I'm going to skip over the obvious snarkable material in these stupid commercials- the Prospective Driver Experiencing Orgasm at Thought...
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Chase Sapphire: Can you imagine a Guy getting away with this Asshattery?

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A woman walks into the living room, surprising her husband by wearing a hot new dress. For some reason, this inspires the husband to start ...
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Friday, November 20, 2009

Blackstone Gold Brokers: Champions of the Non Sequitur

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Here we go again with another of these "Invest your hard-earned money on the theory that the United States economy is on the verge of c...
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