Sunday, December 27, 2009

Just when you thought cell phone owners couldn't be more obnoxious

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We're in the breakroom, and one employee who really ought to get his ass back to work announces to his coworkers "you really got to...
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Saturday, December 26, 2009

I'd Celebrate the Appearence of a Napkin right about now

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I'm way past getting pissed at the inevitable movie-fast food marketing tie-ins; I usually don't even notice them anymore, mainly b...
Wednesday, December 23, 2009

7-11 Needs to be Introduced to the Concept of Target Marketing

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I'm listening to a Christmas story narrated by a wonderful actor with a wonderful voice, the late Edward Arnold, on XM Classics Channel ...
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Monday, December 21, 2009

Kay Jewelers: Your Place for Creepy

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A woman is standing by a huge window, staring out at the hurricane battering the favorite forest getaway of her husband and herself. In resp...
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Sunday, December 20, 2009

War Is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength

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"It's never been easier to save money, using your Bank of America Debit Card" we are told. And here's a guy buying a cup o...
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Thursday, December 17, 2009

Audi One-Ups Cadillac's Sibling Rivalry Ad- Why Stop with the Immediate Family?

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A guy stands on the lawn of his house, situated in some upscale suburban enclave where terms "Unemployment" and "Belt-Tighten...
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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Hubby is the Easily-Manipulated Dunce of the Family, Take 5,679

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Wife hands her husband a list- "Oh, not the MALL!" he growns. Wife offers a deal- "Ok, I'll do the shopping, you do the s...