Saturday, May 29, 2010

"No, Ma'am, I don't have ESP. I'm just an antisocial jerk."

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First rule of salesmanship- do not reveal your utter contempt for the person you are trying to convince to buy your product. Remember, the ...
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

You WILL be Assimilated

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I bet this guy had dreams, once. I bet they didn't include growing up to be fat, balding patsy for Dominos, willingly whoring out his m...
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Sunday, May 23, 2010

Sucks to be you, parents of children age 5-10

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Owen Wilson. George Lopez. Digitally created dogs doing things real dogs can't do. Digitally created dogs doing things real dogs do a...
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Friday, May 21, 2010

"Eureka" This, you smarmy little prick

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Why is this my least favorite of the apparently infinite "Eureka Moment" natural gas commercials? Maybe it's the condescending...
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The Whine of the put-upon Investor Class

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"I thought investment firms were there to take my small contributions and convert them into mountains of money while I slept." ...
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Sunday, May 16, 2010

An open letter to Volkswagen

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Dear Volkswagen, I first noticed that "Punch Dub Days" had arrived back in March, and I quickly noted the ugliness of an ad campai...
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You can actually HEAR your Arteries Harden

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I’m willing to give a pass to the people carrying each other on their backs to “illustrate” something that doesn’t need to be illustrated to...
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