The Commercial Curmudgeon
Since 2009
Sunday, October 31, 2010
This commercial has a camera in my head!
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The disconnect here is AT&T's apparent misconception that when people are "using" their cell phones to text, surf the net,...
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Chevron's just like Santa Claus, if Santa were an environment-murdering self-congratulatory psychopath
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"Chevron makes a lot of money. A LOT of money. I mean, you have no idea. Raping the environment has never been more profitable, and ...
Friday, October 29, 2010
"Lean Forward...now turn. Keep your knees straight. Smile, damn it!, you're on MSNBC!"
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This wall of noise and unconnected imagery, brought to us courtesy of MSNBC, starts with a spoonful of treacly nonsense- "from the time...
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Monday, October 25, 2010
CitiBank again captures the spirit of the times
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We've all been here, haven't we? Our Precious Ryan had a hard time learning French, so his mommy did the only natural thing- sent h...
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Avoid the court battle over who gets the rubber scissors
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Here's a really bizarre family of overgrown children who apparently live in a dollhouse and who for some reason put off writing wills. ...
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Friday, October 22, 2010
It's even better than being there, because I get to use this shiny blinky thing
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"My family always keeps me busy, so sometimes I forget to do things like lock the freaking door? Seriously? How pathetically helpless...
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Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Thank Goodness it's still the 19th Century Somewhere!
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Ok, I think I get it now- Somehow, all these unrelated scenes featuring glassy-eyed idiots singing some tuneless piece of crap of a "so...
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