The Commercial Curmudgeon

Remember back in the 80s, when it was "Give us a Week, We'll Take off the Weight?" Remember all those commercials where women...

There's absolutely nothing significant about me, or my life. In fact, my life is so incredibly devoid of meaning, I spend roughly a thi...

Two worthless dicks who can't be bothered to keep their suburban land monster on the highway or streets instead drive the damn thing int...

Good lord, what is going on in this commercial? We've got what might laughingly be referred to as a "family" sitting around th...

"Blueprint." "Split." "Chase what matters." "We've figured out that cute buzzwords and catchphrases...

For the second time in only eight days, I'm compelled to post on the disgusting, uniquely American phenomenon that is Golden Corral and ...

There are so many of these Chase Sapphire commercials, and they are all so forehead-slapping stupid, that my guess is that I will be snarkin...