Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Their souls were stolen in a previous burglary

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Get a load of this seriously looks-and-emotions-deficient family as it returns home from their weekend in Branson to discover that their stu...
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Monday, March 28, 2011

Well, at least there's no chance that this client will ever come to dinner again

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For today's entry, we take you back to America, circa 1956, when a favorite sitcom theme was the "husband bringing the very importa...
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Saturday, March 26, 2011

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. This stupid commercial was sitting on my face.

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Here's an eight-second ad for Wheat Thins brilliantly stretched into 31 seconds by having two characters read a tweet and then ask a thi...
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Don't Mess with the King of Beers!

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Consumers, we tried to be polite about this. We started slowly. Several months ago (we know, it feels like years) we rolled out our our ...
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Friday, March 25, 2011

And, seriously, why don't you just Off yourself?

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If you don't have an I Phone, you don't have the App store. Which to me, sounds a lot like "if you don't have Consumption, ...
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Thursday, March 24, 2011

I didn't see this in your E-Harmony Profile....

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I understand that there's an App you can get which allows you to have phony calls sent to your cell phone when you want to get out of me...
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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Why I don't watch the Superbowl live, ever

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I simply cannot believe that this obnoxious, ugly, hateful pile of stupid was actually among the highest-rated Superbowl ads this year. Oh w...
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