Thursday, January 31, 2013

Fios: We Get It. Can we return it now?

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Check out these alleged adults, who are so delighted to tell us about the moment they "got it."  They are sitting in a darkened ...
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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

TD Bank worships at the Church of Small Business. So what else is new?

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Let's see if I've got this ad all worked out- Small Business Owner and Therefore Would-Be Savior of the American Economy comes str...
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Monday, January 28, 2013

I don't want to see anyone doing laps in my chip dip, either

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The treacly faux-folk music, which sounds sweet and nice until you realize that the "you" the singer is "overwhelmed" ...
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Sunday, January 27, 2013

The Extra-Strength version provides a quick, affordable lobotomy!

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I think it's awesome that we get to watch one moron REALLY HURT HIMSELF by sticking a cotton swab in his ear not once, but twice.  ...
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Saturday, January 26, 2013

"How Was Your Day?" "Great- you weren't around." Ugh.

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Except for the part where this guy is getting a shave at a barbershop (does anyone really do this anymore?) it seems to me that everything...
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Friday, January 25, 2013

"Hey Dad, you're blocking my view of my future car!"

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I guess the joke here is that Junior WON"T appreciate the fact that he had a Dad who was willing to spend a  lot of time with him tos...
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Thursday, January 24, 2013

Subaru Presents: A Spot I would have been more than happy to miss

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What is this commercial attempting to sell us?  The joy of having intensely stupid kids?  Of living on a suburban street in which none of ...
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