Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Just when I thought I wasn't depressed enough...along comes Geico

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I can't be sure of a date on any given Saturday night, but this pig is parked with a woman who is eager to make out with it. Thanks,...
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Monday, February 25, 2013

I'm confused, Verizon. I don't see ANY "Hiking" going on in your latest ad

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This commercial begins to lose me with the hopeless dweeb kid's opening line- "Dad, put that down."  We don't know what ...
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Sunday, February 24, 2013

I really thought this was a parody ad, and I still can't quite believe it isn't

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I mean, just look at this.  Money-obsessed jackasses who haven't quite figured out that no matter how much time they spend attempting ...
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Saturday, February 23, 2013

Because dealing with cable makes Baby Jesus cry

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I will NEVER understand how I woke up one day and found myself in a country populated entirely by lazy, tv-obsessed dickwads who think tha...
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In five years, this kid will be playing Rerun in the "What's Happening?" movie

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"Math is my best subject?"  Really?  I would have guessed "manipulating my stupid parents into hauling my fat ass off to th...
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Friday, February 22, 2013

Before you listen to your kids and buy Net 10, at least check for an empty pod under her bed

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Ugly, manipulative "and if this doesn't work, it's into the cornfield for both of you" daughter has no problem yanking t...
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Thursday, February 21, 2013

StateFarm's ad men obviously skipped Logic 101

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I'm not going to snark on the downright creepy Authoritative Male Voice coming out of the woman in this ad; if I wanted to focus on th...
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