Sunday, June 30, 2013

Electronics for the biggest douchenozzles on the planet- US.

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Because in the most disgustingly spoiled-rich country on the planet, it's perfectly ordinary for people to treat sensitive, expensive ...
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Saturday, June 29, 2013

Forty-something years of simply Not Doing My Job...

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I really hope that reincarnation is real, because when I die I'd like to come back as a Man, so I can do Man things like 1.  Toast o...
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"I'm trying to earn a living selling trucks, and you aren't helping, you witless time-sucking dickweed."

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"What's going on here?" Seriously- really?  Did this guy just wander off the grounds of the mental ward and find himself i...
Thursday, June 27, 2013

Smirnoffs Night of Mixed Messages

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Ok, let's start with the "you walk your cat" and "Rufus is a dog's name" bit.  Even before we switched to th...
Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Another "Dads should be neither seen nor heard" commercial provided by Family-Friendly KFC

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Dad the chinless, clueless wonder notices a flock of younger people (appropriately gender-and-ethnicity mixed for television, of course) s...
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Monday, June 24, 2013

At this point, I'd rather Geico just start battering me with a blunt instrument than continue to subject me to this garbage

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If you think you can stomach it, check out the responses to this abomination on YouTube.  Everyone there thinks this is hysterical- more t...
Sunday, June 23, 2013

Bursting two bubbles with one blog

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1.  "It's nice to be on a site where....guys are actually looking for a woman my age...." Well, I guess if you want to loo...
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