Saturday, August 31, 2013

Attach it to your ear for the next time you forget to screw your freaking head on

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You know, I can just see people ordering dozens of these to help them find their phones, which had "tiles" attached to them but ...
Thursday, August 29, 2013

What planet am I on?

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"THIS year, I'm think I'll ask EMILY to the dance." 1.  "THIS" year?  What is this kid, ten years old? 2. ...
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Warning: Watching may result in episodes of uncontrollable rage among some bloggers

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Every time I see these commercials, I mentally take a sledgehammer to the faces of the grinning idiots in them.  Maybe it's because...
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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Coming Next: A Force Field Which Throws me five hundred feet into a pit of broken glass

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Well, here's something to be grateful for.  Maybe someday I'll be in a horrible accident which takes my life, because I drive a 10...
Sunday, August 25, 2013

Reality Check: You are an easily-manipulated Addict

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Something dies in my soul every time I watch these pathetic douchenozzles basically explain to me that they realized that their lives were...
Saturday, August 24, 2013

"Don't like it? Well, you know where the kitchen is, make your own damn breakfast!"

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For all the stupid grins and satisfied looks, I'll put real down real money that what this guy is actually thinking is "Jesus, th...
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Thursday, August 22, 2013

I don't remember grandma having a Chocolate Wonderfall, but I'm sure she did.

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Who's got comfort food like grandma used to make?  Who's got food like people used to actually cook before they got pathetically l...
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