Sunday, September 29, 2013

A solid foundation for ANY relationship, in my humble opinion.

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It occurs at the moment the woman here mentions "The Lord" and says "at least we had that in common" or "that con...
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Saturday, September 28, 2013

The New iPhone. Unlimited Asshattery.

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It's 2013, and the world is wide open to me and my awesome iPhone technology! I am no longer limited to yakking away from every trai...
Friday, September 27, 2013

Hey, McDonald's? I've never cared about anything less

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Just imagine- thousands of idiots with absolutely, positively nothing left to do (now that the AFLAC duck's online "recovery...
Thursday, September 26, 2013

Obsessing over your house while on vacation is the Future of Awesome?

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Why does everyone in these Xfinity commercials live in a house with a glowing white interior?   And am I the only person on the planet w...
Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Fifteen minutes. Over. Go Away Now.

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I'm not sure this particular campaign for Wendy's Slightly Better than Burger King, Not As Good As Quiznos' sandwich offerings...
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Sunday, September 22, 2013

Four or five of these, and you are set until lunch

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Other breakfast ideas for under 200 calories- A cup of yogurt. Black coffee and a graham cracker. Half a grapefruit. A cup of Quak...
Saturday, September 21, 2013

If you can take advantage of this offer, you don't NEED this offer. Thanks anyway, Expedia.

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You know, I consider myself a rather spontaneous person.  Call me and say "hey meet me in fifteen minutes, we'll do something,...