Saturday, November 30, 2013

When a Geico punchline falls in the forest, it makes a sound. It's the audience, groaning.

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1.  Yes, "everybody knows that."  Of course, what "everybody knows" is not that "fifteen minutes can save you fif...

Now, you just need to find freedom from your child-endangering stupidity

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I guess the e-cigarette wins her approval because hey, it's not a vaccine.  But anyway.... Maybe now that you've embraced a way ...
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Friday, November 29, 2013

My long-standing issue with Kentucky FRIED Chicken

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It's not this particular commercial, which seems to feature entire families who are so stunted in their ability to show em...
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Thursday, November 28, 2013

JC Penny sticks its own dagger into the heart of humanity. No response required, or permitted

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It's hardly surprising that the official version of this ad on YouTube not only forbids embedding, but even commenting.  It's as i...

If he bought houses this frequently, this guy could single-handedly rescue the economy

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In the sequel to this stupid little nub of nothing, the fat doofus looking to buy a truck here comes back with his equally vapid, dumb-loo...
Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Yes, he actually said "Accessing Brain Information" out loud

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Stereotype Nerd Name:  Check. Stereotype Everyone In Offices With Even a Rudimentary Knowledge of Computers is a fat, pasty, chinless ge...
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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Thanks, T Mobile. I can die now that I am totally lost.

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The only way this commercial makes any sense at all is if we have finally reached the day I kind of thought we would get to within a few y...