Thursday, January 30, 2014

Come on, admit it. This is just Tool Porn.

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I don't know what I like most about this commercial- the dramatic music, the dramatic voice, or the timer that appears in the right-ha...
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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Thanks to Geico, these people just don't get it

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This guy is the most pathetic human being in history.  How pathetic is he?  Well, let us count the ways: 1.  He is so devoid of personal...
Monday, January 27, 2014

Oh, and if you think about it, please try to avoid running me over, dickwad

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Remember when car commercials used to focus on things like gas mileage, warranties, leg room, and safety?  You know, things that actually ...
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Sunday, January 26, 2014

Show me a skeleton in the driver's seat holding a glowing cell phone, and you'll make me happier than I've been in a long, long time

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So..... Maybe you picked up the wrong hitch hiker while cruising home from the classic car show, and he forced you to pull over into a s...

AAMCO: Come in and make a total ass of yourself for our entertainment

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Advanced Warning: This video MAY be used to induce vomiting. Another Advanced Warning:  This ad is more than two and a half minutes long...
Saturday, January 25, 2014

And in 33 seconds, Subaru kind of makes us wish they hadn't

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This family survived a horrible crash because they were riding in a Subaru.  In fact, they apparently walked away without a scratch.  Good...
Friday, January 24, 2014

I guess it's the house that she found so attractive

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As usual, the people in this commercial are living in a palace which includes a kitchen larger than my entire apartment. I guess that...