Friday, February 28, 2014

"All done singing 'Five Dollar Foot Longs?' Here's another jingle, sandwich monkeys."

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Because in Subway's little fantasy world, it's jingles become instant beloved classics that we just can't get enough of.  We l...
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Thursday, February 27, 2014

For the first five seconds of this ad, I thought "focus" meant "extreme nearsightedness"

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According to Five-Hour Energy what, exactly, is "focus?" It's bringing your A-game.  It's taking it to the paint, and ...
Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Meeting of the....ummm...."minds"....at Denny's

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Here are two friends having a breakfast skillet at Denny's who have absolutely, positively NOTHING to say to each other. "I tol...
Sunday, February 23, 2014

Cheerios Commercial Rewrite

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"Gracie, you know how our family has mommy.....and daddy......." Gracie: "Don't condescend me.  I can count.  I'm...
Saturday, February 22, 2014

eHarmony's creepy "Granddaughter" ad: I don't want to imagine Show and Tell at this girl's school....

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Maybe it's because I'm a teacher.  Maybe it's because I'm a particularly private person.  But I don't think so.  I thi...
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Friday, February 21, 2014

Stufz? Someone call Child Protective Services on Chef Duffy!

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This guy's enthusiasm for dead cow jammed with poisonous junk has spread to his poor daughter, whose "favorite" burger comes...
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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

I'm surprised they didn't burn the place down...

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What the hell? This guy's son/daughter whatever stopped by the house for a minute- and proceeded to turn on the TV, all the lights,...
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