Sunday, August 31, 2014

"Oh, no big deal. That's just the sound of you selling your soul for five seconds on tv."

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The YouTubers just love this insulting crap.  Really- just check the comments.  Can't get enough of people making total asses of thems...
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Saturday, August 30, 2014

Warning: This Ad may be used to induce vomiting

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"We've noticed that every once in a while, you stop watching tv, even though modern technology has made it possible to view All Y...
Thursday, August 28, 2014

The Best Health System in the World, if you don't count all the other countries...

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In July 2003, I was sitting in my car waiting to be waved through a construction site at 8:30 in the morning when I was suddenly struck fr...
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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Acura does it their way. And we hate Acura all the more for it

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"Their way" means taking an intensely overrated song from 400 years ago and mutilating it into an ear-bleeding, garbled mess we ...
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Sunday, August 24, 2014

Another stupid, pointless toy for vapid losers with way too much money

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Know how commercials are kind of supposed to convince us exactly why we really need, or at least would really enjoy, the product being off...
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Saturday, August 23, 2014

Oscar Mayer doesn't take pollution very seriously

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Just one question- does it come with it's own designated landfill? Twenty-five years ago I was stacking "Lunchables," Osca...

Quick Message to Taco Bell

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Proving that you can make a commercial as vapid and just plain dumb as any McDonald's ad doesn't make me want to eat your grease-i...