Sunday, September 28, 2014

I don't know what the little girl in this Sprint ad is complaining about

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She looks to be about eight years old, maybe seven, maybe nine.  I don't know- but surely, she's old enough to know that there...

I think we all know what their Final Destination will be...

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...I just hope they don't take too many of us innocent bystander/pedestrians with us before they get there. Seriously, what's wi...
Saturday, September 27, 2014

Ugh, I was hoping I had heard this for the last time

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As near as I can tell, the only reason this commercial exists is so that Geico can bring back a really crappy song by an incredibly overra...
Friday, September 26, 2014

Cheerios presents: More corn than your average movie theater

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Oh Christ just ask him which f---ing kind of Cheerios he wants to eat and end this crap already! I'm not even a dad, and I figured i...
Wednesday, September 24, 2014

The apple didn't fall far from the tree....

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(Not that anyone in this house would know what an "apple" is....) Ugh, it's got a family. And that family is just as obs...
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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Samsung's point seems to be "if you thought our phone was ugly, you're out of luck because soon they'll all look like this, losers."

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Anyone else think that this minute-long piece of self-congratulatory crud sounds like nothing more than a witless, smug geek explaining wh...
Sunday, September 21, 2014

Point of Personal Privilege: My problem with Suze Orman

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I love the Suze Orman show, though I admit that I don't really know why.  Most of it features people who have vastly more money than I...
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