Tuesday, December 30, 2014

New Years' Resolutions for people who desperately need them, courtesy of the Commercial Curmudgeon

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The NFL :  Stop focusing on the celebrations, please.  Watching a multimillionaire pose and flex his muscles every time he does what he wa...
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Sunday, December 28, 2014

Salt-N-Pepa's response to learning "Where Are They Now?' MTV docs don't come with an honorarium

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Actually, if you're Salt-N-Pepa, you recognize that you haven't had a hit since the mid-90s, you just got one of those dreaded ...
Saturday, December 27, 2014

The wrong people have money burning holes in their pockets

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The guy in this ad has a fricking MacBook, but it takes him all of 20 seconds to get sold on a crummy SurfaceProWTF-Ever-- "I think ...
Friday, December 26, 2014

Another Jared "Buy Her With This" Ad

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Dan needs a diamond that will convince Julie to have sex with him and only him for the rest of her life- or until Dan finds someone younge...
Thursday, December 25, 2014

You've been warned

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If I see just one more commercial featuring a guy who lives in a house featuring a living room twice the size of my apartment, I'm goi...
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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

I'll be getting a tie and maybe an Amazon Gift Card for Christmas....

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...but this little snot with a direct line to Santa can ask for video games and freaking CARS and get virtual guarantees that hey, no prob...
Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Wait till Mom opens her nice box of Therapy Sessions

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It's kind of refreshing to see a commercial featuring Deranged Lunatic Mom rather than Clueless Doofus Dad for a change.  Still, while...