Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Wait 'til they note the spike in Brie prices at Whole Foods!

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Dear Verizon, This commercial would be slightly more believable if I could buy the idea that anyone in it really gave a damn if their ca...
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Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Peyton Manning sure has a lot of time on his hands- not to mention a lot of space for more rings.

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"Does Peyton ever talk?" Yes, he is talking all the time.  He kind of has to talk, considering that he's the star of roughl...
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Sunday, September 27, 2015

Another "Old People And Their Silly Problems Sure Are Silly" Commercial

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aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... (pause, deep breath) AAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahhaaha!! Full Disclosure;  My dad uses a cane.  Wel...
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Saturday, September 26, 2015

"Um....the thing is, I'm kind of not interested in thoughtless idiots with moron friends, sorry."

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1.  The guy in this ad has a lot more guts than I could ever hope to have, if he's calling the day after a date using a tablet.  The N...
Thursday, September 24, 2015

Almost makes going to church seem like a good idea

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How does any of this brain-dead crap contribute to society?  Between Chris "I comment on baseball for two weeks out of the year becau...
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Tuesday, September 22, 2015

SimpliParanoid

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"Your connection to emergency services can't be cut because SimpliSafe doesn't rely on landlines." Seriously?  I thoug...
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Sunday, September 20, 2015

"In this same universe, at a time which now seems far, far away..." Walmart gets Star Wars wrong

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"You see, there were these knights called Jedi.  All they needed to be Jedi was to dedicate themselves to protecting the Republic and...
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