Friday, September 30, 2016

I'll give Apex this- they are still around, and still offering these classes. I bet their commercials are better now, though

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"Every two seconds somebody bangs up a car.  Keeping them looking new again keeps 185,000 specialists on the job..." Well, I...
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Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Another Lexus "you'd give anything to be me, 'cause I get to drive this car" ad

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The guy who drives this Lexus is the President of the company his dad started and is well aware that he doesn't pay his minions enough...
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Monday, September 26, 2016

Bet you Corona thinks this one's clever, too.....

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1.  The poor alcoholic in the first frame can only afford to buy single cans, but doesn't notice that one has gone missing- and I gues...
Sunday, September 25, 2016

Here we go again with Aleve's Alternate Universe.....

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1.  Hey buddy, your customers aren't "counting on you" to get your sorry ass out of bed to make coffee.  If you don't ge...
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Saturday, September 24, 2016

Masterpass It: Because "Modern Life" Means "I'm sorry" just doesn't cut it anymore

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In the Bad Old Days, when spending $150 wasn't something you could do at the spur of the moment from your seat at Fenway Park (unless ...

Rule #1- everyone who owns one of these things is a total douchenozzle

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Rule # 2- if you own a Jaguar, feel free to drive fifty MPH in a f--ng parking garage.  Because it's not like anyone else exists. Ru...
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Friday, September 23, 2016

Deserts, Farms and Mountains not included, you jackass posers

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Nobody is using this thing to tear through mountain streams, and I sure as hell hope that no one is using it to drive through someone'...
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