Monday, February 27, 2017

Nintendo Switch- yet another way to waste the only life you'll ever have!

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First things First!  Don't even wipe the sleep out of your eyes or get out of bed before picking up your drug--- err, Nintendo game sy...
Sunday, February 26, 2017

TV "Everywhere." Because really, what else is there?

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I guess we are all supposed to be jealous of this zombie idiot's ability to endlessly watch tv as he strolls through what he laughingl...
Saturday, February 25, 2017

Breathe Right, or go viral. I guess.

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Because it's 2017, nobody thinks it's at all intrusive for this little girl to be making a YouTube video of her mother while she...
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Friday, February 24, 2017

We are, on the other hand, right on par with Mexico.....

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At least we can be assured that the people coming across the border looking for a better life won't turn on the tv for the first time ...
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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

In which we fall even farther behind Canada.....

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American advertising agencies fully intend to start making commercials like this as soon as they've run out of drooling "Real Peo...
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Sunday, February 19, 2017

Sorry I asked, Grampa....

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Does anyone think it really makes sense that granddaughter's innocent little "just like you, grampa?" comment should serve...
Saturday, February 18, 2017

I don't care what Home Depot says. You don't got this.

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I've been in a Home Depot maybe 500 times in my life, and not once has anyone walked up to me to ask me if they could help me find wha...