Saturday, April 29, 2017

What the Rich White Kids will be doing this summer, I guess

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Wow, check out the awesome coolness, Rich Kids!  While your hedge fund manager parents are away and your nannies are at Whole Foods stocki...
Friday, April 28, 2017

Ugh, Dads really need to stop thinking of their daughters like this.

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This is the second insurance commercial I've seen this year which features a dad looking at his little girl and remembering all the go...
Monday, April 24, 2017

Questions for Chevy's "Real People, Not Actors"

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1.  What incentive to these loathsome, camera-sucking little tools have to obey the bidding of the Chevy spokeschoad?  Were they promised ...
Sunday, April 23, 2017

Booking.com's great big slap across the face of every teacher in the United States

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"There's nothing more important to me than my vacation." Oh yes, I can see that, Ms "Teacher."  I mean, it's...
Saturday, April 22, 2017

Wow, this woman has totally given up. Which means she should call me.

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I'd like to interrupt this woman's nervous proposal of shared nights with her dog to suggest that if that gigantic house is hers f...
Friday, April 21, 2017

Nissan presents: How to pass the asshattery on to the next generation

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I guess the "joke" here is that the little girl riding the Big Wheel is a "black sheep" because that Big Wheel is blac...
Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Xfinity "challenges" us to ramp up our addiction to electronic stimulus

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Because what these pasty, fat, electronics-addicted losers really want and need is More More More TV Everywhere All The Time.  Which is wh...