Tuesday, May 30, 2017

My apologies to M&M Mars

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A few days ago, I picked on M&M Mars for producing a god-awful commercial tying their candy with the new Guardians of the Galaxy movi...
Sunday, May 28, 2017

"You're the third guy to ask for her key in the last 24 hours. Oh well, none of our business. Here you go, sir."

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So this woman is in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere, all by herself.  She looks nervous and worried and on edge. One day, a guy sh...
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Saturday, May 27, 2017

Firestone warned us....

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This commercial was released early in 2016...yet that November, we were all stunned when Donald Trump was elected President. It was righ...
Friday, May 26, 2017

Arby's- celebrating heart disease since 1964

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According to Wikipedia, Arby's is the second-largest fast-food service chain in the United States (based on number of retail outlets.)...
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Wednesday, May 24, 2017

The next step is to have the entire area sealed in a plastic bubble

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So this woman is planning an outdoor party and heads out to the patio for the first time in a couple of years (I'm assuming this based...
Monday, May 22, 2017

Cross-promoting M&Ms, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Racoon Maulings

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Cross-promotions are the drum solos of commercials.  They are always just so g-d--ned awful and insulting and stupid.  I blame one of the ...
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Sunday, May 21, 2017

Another "Moms are superhuman slaves" ad, this one by Nyquil

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"Moms don't take sick days?"  Um, why the hell not?  Is it because Dad isn't there to help raise his own children, ever,...
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