Saturday, December 30, 2017

Heisman House Bottom of the Barrel absolute nothingness

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The "joke" of this ad is that all the former Heisman trophy winners (including Tim Tebow, who has NOTHING but time)  some beer c...
Friday, December 29, 2017

Ending the year on a low (bank) note.*

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First, this guy's "passionate dream" has "always been" to "build the world's biggest store to display and...
Wednesday, December 27, 2017

In the next scene she surrounds that Lexus with her spinneretes.

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So the spoiled little girl in this ad grew up to wear the exact same clothes and have the exact same attitude toward material goods- they ...
Sunday, December 24, 2017

Nissan makes my day-glo green backpack a total waste of money

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Every one of these ubiquitous Star Wars/Nissan crossover crap commercials have the same thing in common- that it's perfectly ok to dri...
Saturday, December 23, 2017

Don't you just mean "stay a kid," Belk?

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I guess we're supposed to be surprised when the "kids" in this ad turn out to be "adults" who are just ACTING like...
Friday, December 22, 2017

More First World Problems, by Land Rover!

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Everything isn't quite perfect for the daughter in this family- she really wants a White Christmas.  Well, that's understandable. ...
Thursday, December 21, 2017

Well, at least they aren't Cleveland Browns fans....

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So the point of this ad is that this stupid family is totally obsessed with the Atlanta Falcons to the point of dressing in Falcons jersey...