Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Another Panera Better Food for Better People Commercial

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We at Panera would like to remind you that you aren't one of the unwashed masses who must grub a meal at McDonald's or Burger ...
Sunday, January 28, 2018

Blue Apron Lives in the Land of Presumption

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"Every night in America, people make something for dinner."  Well, Blue Apron puts the "every" in the right place, at ...
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Saturday, January 27, 2018

Glasses USA keeps trying to convince us that glasses are awesome. Tough sell.

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The first woman in this ad really likes her friend's glasses- they kind of remind her that she ought to be wearing her own, which by t...
Friday, January 26, 2018

Paul, McDonald's, and coworkers who want Paul dead

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I hope you guys don't actually have to go through nearly four minutes of another ad featuring some jackass wandering around his office...
Wednesday, January 24, 2018

More Sexist Garbage from McDonald's.

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Look everybody, it's Episode 17,897 in televison advertising's longest-running show, "Stupid, Helpless Dad Doesn't Know W...
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Monday, January 22, 2018

The NFL Network smears lipstick all over a gigantic, boring pig called the Pro Bowl. Again.

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It's almost depressing to see how desperately the NFL Network is trying to convince us that anyone actually wants to see the Pro Bowl ...
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Sunday, January 21, 2018

Insurance Reminds Us Why We Are Here

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"Hey dad, what's life insurance?" "Oh, it's something dads buy." "Not moms?" "Some moms. ...