Thursday, May 31, 2018

Line-by-Line Fun with Root Insurance

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"Do you think your car insurance rate is fair?" I don't have a car, so I don't have car insurance.  I pay nothing for ...
Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Verizon Fios Presents: The Modern Version of Babysitting

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So this couple has hired Dustin the Creepy Fios WonderSomething to "babysit" their kids for the evening, and immediately give hi...
Sunday, May 27, 2018

Candy Crush's Salute to Lowered Expectations

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My guess is that the fat doofus sitting next to you can totally relate to the feeling you get when you beat a level on Candy Crush, you pa...
Saturday, May 26, 2018

Tasting Room goes after your toughest First World Problem!

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Ugh, the White Privilege just DRIPS from this callow one minute flat of pampered dreck, doesn't it?  The "problem" this guy ...
Thursday, May 24, 2018

Toyota Jan Presents: Stuff happening you might need a way to get to

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There's stuff that happens during the summer, and having a car can help you get to that stuff. Here's some of the stuff that hap...
Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Drivetime's Insurance Commercials Don't Add Up

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This is what Drivetime Insurance thinks a Mathematician looks like in the year 2018- a skinny old guy with long, gray hair and a wild look...
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Sunday, May 20, 2018

Is Root Insurance the Mark of the Beast?

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A few years ago I bashed Progressive Insurance (and Flo) for promoting some kind of "safe driver" device that one could stick on...
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