Sunday, September 30, 2018

Oh, and I don't know who Aubrey Plaza is, nor do I care

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Remember when commercials for cellphones actually showed people using them- or attempting to use them- when they were away from their home...
Saturday, September 29, 2018

Open letter to Buick: Your commercials aren't working

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No matter how much you wish your commercials featuring people bleating "Buick" every few seconds bore any resemblence to reality...
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Thursday, September 27, 2018

"Dilly Dilly" is Latin for Tasteless

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What is the saddest thing about this commercial? 1.  The people in this commercial would rather drink Bud Lite than Mead.  In other word...
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Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Verizon just keeps shoveling this crap at us

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1.  Nobody is going to "hold up" because someone who couldn't/wouldn't be at the party isn't quite able to watch the...
Monday, September 24, 2018

Who needs Soma when you've got AT&T to feed your "thing?"

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Maybe being wrapped in an electronic cocoon using a virtual reality device in public like a mentally ill, socially inept, friendless dweeb...
Sunday, September 23, 2018

The New Pizza Hut Steroids and Cocaine Pizza?

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1.  Why would any parent be proud of a kid behaving like an obnoxious nutcase in response to something her team did on the television?  Se...
Saturday, September 22, 2018

My Irony meter just snapped in half

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This commercial immediately followed one which warned that smoking is a serious addiction, and told us where we could go to get proper tre...