The Commercial Curmudgeon

Since 2009

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

GEICO's holiday ad is a hit with the YouTube glue-sniffers

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See, it's FUNNY because grampa's OLD and he's SNORING and we can make fun of him while he sleeps by playing with his nose! A...
Sunday, November 25, 2018

Ancestry DNA advises us to stick to our own

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So this guy really wants nothing to do with the new neighbors who are experiencing their first Canadian winter.  The new neighbors tell hi...
Saturday, November 24, 2018

I'd like to tell you what YOU can do, Pandora

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The Normatively Beautiful Young Woman working in an office filled with Normatively Beautiful Young Women can't understand why her Blan...
Thursday, November 22, 2018

Dr Pepper ditched stupid doofus loser Larry for THESE people?

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Dr. Pepper: Soda so crappy that it can only be the official drink of a place that doesn't actually exist!  Way to go, Dr. Pepper! As...

A Quaint Kohl's Black Friday Commercial

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If you're under ten years old, you probably don't remember when Black Friday started on.....Friday.  That is, the Friday morning a...
Sunday, November 18, 2018

Second-by-Second Breakdown of this Best Western Commercial

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Yes, I'm doing whatever I can do avoid writing a review sheet, writing a test, or revising my report card comments.  I might even clea...
Saturday, November 17, 2018

Kelly Ripa gives us more reasons to hate Ancestry.com

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So finding out you are 24% Italian increases the likelihood that you'll become an insufferable navel-gazing douchenozzle twat roughly ...
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