Thursday, February 28, 2019

Allstate's Mayhem Commercials are black holes of comedy, which explains why Americans love them so much

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See, it's funny 'cause the black guy keeps yelling "what?"  That makes it funny.  And it gets more funny every time he y...
Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Booking.com will get you to hell for less

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At booking.com, we can't promise that your kids won't be bored out of their minds twenty minutes into that vacation to the middle ...
Sunday, February 24, 2019

Three points concerning this Danny DeVito Quickbooks Commercial

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1.  It's perfectly normal to Josie Gonzalez (who is really cute, btw) to be handed financial advice from Danny DeVito because....well,...
Saturday, February 23, 2019

Does P3 stand for Three Times the Pollution?

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So instead of spending thirty seconds chopping up a cup of cold turkey and cheese and adding a handful of nuts, this woman is going to buy...
Friday, February 22, 2019

Nobody has to pay me to avoid eating Dominos Pizza, but thanks anyway

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Oh look, it's another one of those commercials which feature a very straightforward offer that must be questioned by half a dozen peop...
Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Chrysler Pacifica: As shallow as it gets, I hope

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Finally having some Quality Time with her thoughts, weird twitchy airhead proceeds to waste that time thinking vacant non-thoughts no huma...
Sunday, February 17, 2019

Disgusting Scraping the Barrel Febreze Commercial reminds us that we are held in infinite contempt by advertisers

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You can't smell Dave's farts.  That's it.  They don't smell, for some reason.  They never did.  And everyone noticed that ...
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