Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Febreze Presents: A Day in the Life of a Trophy Wife

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What's a woman 20 years younger than her husband who was purchased for the sole purpose of passing the guy's genes on to the next ...
Sunday, July 28, 2019

An ear-bleeding Green Dot Card commercial I watched so you won't have to!

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"Break free!  Break free!  Break free from big banks with actual brick-and-mortar buildings, set rates, and actual people you can tal...
Saturday, July 27, 2019

What's happening in this Subaru ad? You make the call!

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Throughout yet another smarmy, "your car makes your life possible" Subaru ad, I kept changing my mind about what I was seeing: ...
Thursday, July 25, 2019

Subaru triggers my gag reflex, again.

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So the scruffy idiot and his obsessed-with-her-pregnancy life partner are driving around to all these cool places because Lunatic Pregnant...
Monday, July 22, 2019

It took five seconds for Apple to convince people that actual passwords are a hassle. What took so long?

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Or "Passwords, Smashwords." Seriously, how far have we gone off the rails that anyone would think that this is a good idea- wa...
Saturday, July 20, 2019

Dish TV's creepy "The One" Commercial

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Yes, Dish TV offers thousands upon thousands of On Demand movies and television shows.  So many, in fact, that technically you could just ...
Friday, July 19, 2019

Owning a Subaru means never having to be responsible

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Or you could, you know, actually pay attention to what's going on in front of you instead of being distracted by your stupid pet pig. ...