Saturday, November 30, 2019

This Fire TV commercial explains a lot, actually

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When I was very young, James Bond villains (and lets be honest from the very start- the guy in this ad is an obvious parody of an old-fash...
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Friday, November 29, 2019

Thanks to Xfinity, I now know I've been wrong about E.T. for 37 years....

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So when I saw this movie as a kid,* I just assumed that somewhere out there is an original cut which features a scene immediately followin...
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Thursday, November 28, 2019

Mercedes-Benz "Negotiation" Commercial is (hopefully) as bad as it can get

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I'd like to suggest that this fat little creep needs a good kick in the pants followed by a lesson in decency a lot more than he needs...
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Dominion Energy reminds us what we have to be thankful for.

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"I have to go, honey.  I have to go Defend Our FreedomsTM." "Defend our freedoms from who?  Who wants to take our freedom...
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Wednesday, November 27, 2019

American Express lets us know that we can't buy happiness, but we CAN borrow it at 0% APR for 15 months

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So this weirdly ugly young woman gets a piece of green plastic in the mail which encourages her to go out and recklessly spend money that ...
Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Discover Antisocial Obnoxiousness

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Because the best place to have a long conversation with the Discover Card phone bank is while you are standing in the middle of an aquariu...
Sunday, November 24, 2019

Just a few more questions for the people who make these State Farm ads....

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1. What kind of life is Aaron Rodgers living where he's constantly checking his State Farm App?  How many claims can any one person ha...