Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Absolutely disgusting Kraft Mac and Cheese Commercial

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Your kid responds to the prospect of fish for dinner by acting like he's gagging and wants to throw up in advance?  Well, once you get...
Sunday, January 26, 2020

Credit Associates: More "duck your responsibility" garbage

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"Here's what the credit card companies don't want you to know: If you owe more than $10,000 in credit card debt, you have the...
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Saturday, January 25, 2020

How to translate Coast One and all other "tax relief" commercials.

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Want to win sympathy from your audience?  Here are a few tips on the proper language of deadbeats and other "obligations just don...
Friday, January 24, 2020

Stouffer's offers us a choice

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Want to enforce a "no phones at the dinner table" rule in your house?  Well, you have two options: 1.  You can be actual paren...
Wednesday, January 22, 2020

Dominos + Desperate Need for Attention= Garbage like this

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Not much to add here, except that I really hope that fifteen minutes after filming each and every person who appears in this ad was deeply...
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Sunday, January 19, 2020

A few pointers for this ugly Pepsi Commercial Dork

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1.  It's perfectly fine with me if no one ever, ever lets you forget that you made a total ass of yourself for a few moments of TV ...
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Peloton hits a few racist buttons with this ad

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1.  Props for finally featuring a black person in one of these ads. 2.  Props for finally showing a person who doesn't live in a rid...