Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Kraft, for the Loss

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Your bratty kid won't eat her vegetables?  Well, you've got two choices: 1.  You can experiment with different ways of preparing...
Sunday, April 26, 2020

A Downy Commercial that stinks of DoTerra

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Pardon the pun, but this ad literally stinks of Essential Oils Woo.  Lavender has "calming effects," does it?  Please cite the s...
Saturday, April 25, 2020

Carmax, etc. make sure that there's no escape

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The whole country has come to a nearly complete stop-- but the advertising industry is apparently running on all cylinders these days.  It...
Friday, April 24, 2020

Just don't try to make pancakes when you're drunk, that's all.

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"You flip, they flop.  You flip, they flop..."  By the time you give up and admit that you really aren't capable of making a...
Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Boost gives women a Big Surprise

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I bet women didn't realize that Boost was gender-specific all these years, and at least some of them want to know where they can get a...
Sunday, April 19, 2020

Geico has been selling insurance for 75 years....

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...but they've only been spooning out this content-free tripe for about two decades now.  It's hard to believe, but this ad actual...
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Saturday, April 18, 2020

Bravecto knows its audience, I guess....*

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So I guess what we have here is a family of clueless idiots who flirt with death several times a day simply by carrying out normal human f...
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