The Commercial Curmudgeon

Since 2009

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

The smiling liars at American Residential Warranty are at it again

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  Pretty much the last time this commercial is honest is just a few seconds in, when we the invisible audience are asked if we know that a...
Sunday, March 28, 2021

Is Rybelsus the Mark of the Beast??

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  Hopefully we all know by now that the reason for the pretty graphics and smiling people and jump cuts and above all LOUD MUSIC in phar...
Saturday, March 27, 2021

Uber Eats, Leslie Jones, and another big step backwards

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  Remember back in 2016 when Leslie Jones got all that nasty online flack for her performance in the Ghostbusters reboot trailer? Well, he...
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Friday, March 26, 2021

Zyrtec, Sneezing, and the Comment Section that hurts my soul

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  It's not even so much the commercial that's brain-dead stupid.  The guy has allergies.  He's sneezing.  WE GET IT. It's ...
Wednesday, March 24, 2021

More March Madness-themed crap, this time sponsored by AFLAC

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  So these two loud asshats have nothing better to do with their halftime show than to smash their way into the home of a woman who is alr...
Sunday, March 21, 2021

Because I like March Madness, I have to deal with crap like this from Capital One

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  Here's a quick quiz:  What do Spike Lee, Samuel L Jackson and Charles Barkley have in common? A.  They are all multi-millionaires. B...
Saturday, March 20, 2021

Amazon Alexa Pompeii Commercial: Because People Are the Dumb

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  1.  This ugly twerp, finding himself unable to answer a question from his daughter,* attempts to hide his ignorance- and avoid saying ...
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