The Commercial Curmudgeon
Since 2009
Monday, September 27, 2021
Nutrisystem: Because Privilege has it's Privileges
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If you're fat and poor, you can just go with Calories In, Calories Out- eat less, move more- and very safely lose one pound a week w...
Sunday, September 26, 2021
These 4imprint commercials are fascinating- terrible car wreck fascinating
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The idea that so much rides on your company logo "looking perfect" on a piece of junk like a baseball cap or coffee mug or bac...
Saturday, September 25, 2021
I don't get it. Why would anyone want- let alone "need"- the Hopper?
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If you see an ad* for a device that can record up to 16 television programs at the same time and think "that's for me," it...
Friday, September 24, 2021
Domino's Feeds the Privilege!
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1. Gotta love the "two minutes after it's ready" line. What does this mean, exactly? You pull into the parking spot, s...
Sunday, September 19, 2021
This ridiculous Chevrolet "Flex" Commercial is a damning commentary on Suburban Life
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So I guess that if you're a white guy in America who lives in a $3 million dollar suburban McMansion, the way you "flex" i...
Saturday, September 18, 2021
It will never be Miller (County Arkansas) Time!
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So this is what people in Miller County, Arkansas are doing instead of getting a COVID vaccine: claiming to be experiencing Bigfoot Sig...
Thursday, September 16, 2021
NFL kickoff "we run as one" ad, the only way to experience it.
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That is, with the volume completely Muted. I'm serious. I've never watched this with the sound on, and I'm sure I'm mis...
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