Sunday, October 31, 2021

Obnoxious even for a Charles Schwab Commercial, and that's really saying something.

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  1.  This couple's new Charles Schwab broker can't see the Former Broker, except perhaps as a tiny image in the distance.  Online...
Saturday, October 30, 2021

Bounty, the Quicker Bringer-Downer

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  Or...you could, you know...just PICK UP THE LOTTERY TICKET.  Instead of screaming like a banshee as that liquid moves in slow motion tow...
Friday, October 29, 2021

Santa Fe Squeegee Commercial is all kinds of Wrong

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Wow, how f--ng entitled can you get? This isn't complicated, you pompous moron:  If you want to use this gas station's s...
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Sunday, October 24, 2021

That Lexus "Bearsquatch" commercial leaves me wishing for a flat tire and a pack of hungry bearsquatches...

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  Elitist Suburban White Family can't be happy just cruising around their neighborhood of million-dollar homes with their brand-new tr...
Saturday, October 23, 2021

I've got one finger for you, FingerHut

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  This just may be the most aggressively stupid commercial I've ever seen, and it's just barely tolerable if you don't watch i...
Friday, October 22, 2021

This Serena Williams/Streaming Video/Whatever Commercial celebrates America's dwindling attention span

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  I used to enjoy going to movies, but I very rarely do anymore.  I've probably been in an actual movie theater less than a dozen time...
Sunday, October 17, 2021

Taco Bell was the best choice of evils here

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  As near as I can figure from watching this commercial no less than a dozen times over the course of two baseball playoff games yesterday...