Sunday, November 28, 2021

KFC: It's cheaper than a gun, after all...

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  Deep-fried chicken AND Macaroni and Cheese AND oily biscuits AND French Fries?  You got a serious death wish there, buddy!! Eight piece...
Saturday, November 27, 2021

Chevy just loves dangling Stupid Objects in front of us.

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  The first dozen times I was hit over the head with this stupid one-obvious-joke frying pan of an ad I had the horrible sinking feeling t...
Friday, November 26, 2021

Netflix Presents: And This Is Why The World Is Fat

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  The World (to be precise, the Western World, which to be fair is the only world that counts because it's the world that can afford N...
Thursday, November 25, 2021

A Stupid, Sad, Sloppy-Drunk Thanksgiving Day, recommended by Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey

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  It's 12:59 in the afternoon, so....start drinking whiskey? That's the recipe for a very happy Thanksgiving for some people.  Som...

Wendy's is out to kill us

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  This ridiculous pile of (I assume very tasty) garbage packs 710 calories, 52% of which is derived from Fat.  That's 41 grams of fat,...
Sunday, November 21, 2021

Apple really knows it's audience.

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  Because of course the Phone of Choice for a $10-per-hour Bike Delivery Monkey is the $1200 Apple iPhone 13.  Either Apple has no idea ho...
Saturday, November 20, 2021

This Fansville "Bouquet Toss" Commercial simply doesn't work

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  (To be fair, none of these lame "Fansville" Dr. Pepper commercials really work, for a number of reasons.  First, not only are ...