The Commercial Curmudgeon

Since 2009

Sunday, January 30, 2022

Dunkin Donuts helps turn you into a pumpkin, one cup of sugar at a time.

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  I watched this with the sound off, so I'm just wondering:  was the word "coffee" uttered at any point during its runtime? ...
Saturday, January 29, 2022

This Capital One Birthday Pony Commercial...

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  1.  What is the point of the other presents?  Where they purchased by the other guests?  Well, those other guests are going to feel real...
Friday, January 28, 2022

Kay Jewelers: Yes, it's that time of year again....

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  You know what I'm talking about- that Dead Zone between Christmas/New Year's and Easter where there's no legitimate reason t...
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Sunday, January 23, 2022

This stupid Tucson Hybrid "Gas Card" Commercial...

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  1.  Does this woman's boyfriend have any tact at all?  First of all, she's well aware that she drives a hybrid- it's her car...
Saturday, January 22, 2022

The "Escape Room" series is an example of the betrayal of Modern Cinema

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  For those of you who aren't aware- lucky you- "Escape Room" is a (likely endless) series of films that function, in the...
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Friday, January 21, 2022

Just one more thing about this stupid "flex" commercial.

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  This obese doofus has a Suburban McMansion in the fabulous housing development on the very best street in Whitebreadborough USA, where h...
Tuesday, January 18, 2022

Dollar Tree now sells stuff for 1.25. The First World is triggered. Nothing new to see here.

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  "Influencers" and "Bloggers" are outraged.  So are pathetic trailer trash addicted to low prices on junk which have ...
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