Sunday, February 27, 2022

Nonsensical SUV commercial? That's So You!

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  I don't understand even one moment of this ad.  In each of three scenarios, the punchline is "That's So You," but how do...
Saturday, February 26, 2022

That KIA Superbowl Commercial featuring the only kind of dog I'd ever own

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  (How this sells a KIA, I'll never understand.  Because I'm not a Marketing Genius, I guess.  I remembered this commercial from t...
Friday, February 25, 2022

Heinz had advertising right more than 100 years ago

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  "Look mommy, it's a giant floating pickle blocking my view of the mansion across the park there!  That makes me want to buy somet...
Sunday, February 20, 2022

This Shaq commercial for Ring Security is kind of creepy

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  Shaquille O'Neal suddenly appears very concerned that someone might interrupt his personal time with a small child who is quite obvi...
Saturday, February 19, 2022

Pringles, the Superbowl, and the Triumph of Witless Minimalism

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  And here, as promised, is the even worse potato chip* commercial inflicted upon the innocent viewer during the Super Bowl**.  As is so c...
Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Lays' Superbowl Commercial continues two great traditions

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  1.  Take an idea that is kind of cute for ten seconds and stretch it into two minutes, making it feel like two hours.  We got this joke ...
Sunday, February 13, 2022

Allstate Mayhem Commercials: See, if nobody dies, it's funny!

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  See, if you're going to drive like a dangerous idiot, you should make sure you have good auto insurance.  Because if you don't, ...