Sunday, February 26, 2023

Taco Bell: Never has $5 cost so much.

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  Even if you down this warm toxic sludge with a diet soda, you're still satisfying your "craving" (not "hunger"*)...
Saturday, February 25, 2023

Sign of the Times

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  It took me a while to figure out what I truly hate about this commercial, which just sets me off every time it comes on the air (and tha...
Sunday, February 19, 2023

The 80s are gone. Let's all get over it.

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  For anyone who grew up in the 1980s, the Indiana Jones Trilogy was one of those things that truly defined the decade.  I saw the origina...
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Saturday, February 18, 2023

Jesus won't get me, I run too fast!

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  Seems to me that if Jesus Botherers can afford to spend $20 million* on a 30-second ad to play during the Great Big Sportsball Game, the...
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Friday, February 17, 2023

We knew Doritos would make a Superbowl Ad Appearance. And we suspected it would be this bad.

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  So the entire point of this stupid ad for Doritos Obesity Chips is that they are shaped like triangles.*  It would make more sense if th...
Sunday, February 12, 2023

The Superbowl Ads: Seriously, just shut up about them already.

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  "Millions of people will tune in to the Superbowl, and many of them will be watching just for the ads..." Yes, I am aware.  Th...
Saturday, February 11, 2023

Help yourself to some InstaDebt

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  This App and a hundred others just like it that suddenly by total coincidence started to pop up right around the economy tanked a couple...