The Commercial Curmudgeon

  Yep, it's that time of year again- off to Tampa for another week of buffet meals, long walks under palm trees, maybe a baseball game...

Between seeing these mental midgets handling all this food without gloves, sticking their heads into ovens (yeah, I can see that becoming...

  In real life, by the time this idiot was done preening and dancing and making a total fool out of herself,* the beer in those open bottl...

  The first few times I watched this commercial, I didn't realize that it was supposed to be depicting the same person at different stag...

  (Full disclaimer:  I use TurboTax and have for probably 20 years now.  I use their site to do my taxes with minimal help from their online...

  Wait- what?  What the hell is a "full-size appetizer" Here's the definition of the word "appetizer" I found in a...

  "No, lady- the fact that this so-called 'restaurant' has no working ovens or grease pits and is actually just a facade* surro...