Sunday, December 31, 2023

Is FedEx clueless, or is it just me?

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  So in the modern era, when schools put on plays they just order a bunch of premade costumes from some Amazon site?  And if the costumes ...
Saturday, December 30, 2023

SOMEONE took Nyquil....

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  ...but it clearly wasn't the woman in this ad, because the bottle is still completely full* at the end of the commercial.  Maybe she t...
Friday, December 29, 2023

23andMe and a shallow search for meaning with obvious potential pitfalls

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  "I wonder, was it that makes me who I am?  Is it genetics, nature or nurture...." Well, I can't tell you what makes you yo...
Thursday, December 28, 2023

This little girl is the dark cloud in what is otherwise a Silver Lining kind of life in this BMW commercial

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  Oh for chrissakes, just tell this girl who is way too old to believe in Santa that there's no such thing as Santa and spare us any m...
Sunday, December 24, 2023

It's a Commercial Curmudgeon 2-for-1 deal. Merry Christmas!

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  Actually, it just looks like a typical car ad, featuring self-centered, entitled jagoffs driving at dangerous speeds down urban streets ...
Saturday, December 23, 2023

This iPhone 15 Commercial on an airplane makes negative sense

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  1.  I'm so sure that Lily not only flies coach, but books a middle seat.  Making her the only person on the planet with her net worth ...
Friday, December 22, 2023

Suggestions for when to use your "Emergency Pizza"

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  1.  When years of eating non-emergency Domino's Pizza, Taco Bell and McDonald's finally catches up to you and you just need some...