Monday, February 26, 2024

PreserVision Commercials are weird

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  Every single one of them portray panicky Senior Citizens who have decided that they are about to go blind because of some eye condition th...
Sunday, February 25, 2024

Another Blast from the Past with a Progresso Soup Commercial from 1999

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  In this vintage ad, a guy at the office is perfectly happy with his bowl of soggy noodles in salty water for lunch, because he's bee...
Saturday, February 24, 2024

Pluto TV is PROUD to be part of the problem

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  Multiple problems, actually... America has never been fatter or less mobile than it is in 2024.  "Binge watching" and "...
Friday, February 23, 2024

Temu's "Shop like a Billionaire" Superbowl Ad is a celebration of mindless indulgence

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  Is Temu just Chinese for "Amazon," or what?  I mean, it doesn't seem to be offering anything that Amazon didn't "...
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Thursday, February 22, 2024

eTrade, Pickleball, the Superbowl, and a world of Dumb.

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  Hey look eTrade is at it again- exploiting toddlers willing to be exploited by their disgusting greedy parents to sell a brokerage servi...
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Sunday, February 18, 2024

Pizza Hut completes the trifecta, and it's no honey

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  Having already established itself in the niche market of peddling poison in the form of processed carbohydrates and fat, Pizza Hut ups the...
Saturday, February 17, 2024

State Farm, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and the ultimate* one-joke Super Bowl Commercial

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  Arnold Schwarzenegger pronounces the word "neighbor" differently from most people currently living in the United States.  He d...
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