The Commercial Curmudgeon

Since 2009

Sunday, March 31, 2024

The message of pro-Tiktok Commercials: Small Business Uber Alles!

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  It's actually more than that- without Tiktok, not only might Kathy's Kwirky Kupcakes and all other small businesses cease to exi...
Saturday, March 30, 2024

Walmart Plus-Sized Commercial

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1.  A Walmart Plus membership (which I didn't even know was a thing) costs $98 per year.  According to the lunatic with a mike, you ca...
Friday, March 29, 2024

Nobody is "alive" in this Xfinity ad

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  Trigger Warning:  Boomer Rant Coming Up! When I was a kid, any "streaming" involved wading in the local creek.  If I walked th...

This is weird even for you, McDonald's

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  This commercial is basically admitting that McDonald's French Fries are intentionally engineered to be addictive and binge-promoting...
Saturday, March 23, 2024

The weird mixed message in this TurboTax Commercial

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  Marcus is not a "connoisseur of anything free."  He's a hoarder of other people's garbage.  If you throw it away, Marcus...
Friday, March 22, 2024

Pringles. As with all successful illicit drugs, once you pop, you can't stop!

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  As near as I can figure, the guy in this ad is the very last white person on the planet to become acquainted with the artwork on a can of ...

That Stupid Buffalo Wild Wings Commercial is Stupid.

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  All I get out of these Buffalo Wild Wings Commercials is that eating at  Buffalo Wild Wings is a dirty, noisy, unsanitary and uncomforta...
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